me trying to do stuff
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.