*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im in music class
bae: im horny…
hey mum can you proofread my sexts
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
"I read the book before I watched the movie"